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tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

raychillster:

i try to take self portraits that can one day be turned into classic paintings.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes
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pengurin:

oldmanstephanie:

"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

"take your own advise, and act your fucking age"

i had to get up and praise the powers that be for that line

parkingstrange:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Sleeping with his favorite Snorlax

my heart

parkingstrange:

worldofthecutestcuties:

Sleeping with his favorite Snorlax

my heart

You can’t spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you, and you have to start by not rejecting yourself, you don’t deserve it. From now on, people can either accept you for who you are or they can fuck off.
Kester, My Mad Fat Diary  (via wu-fan)

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them