Real-life fox and hound fight the fur industry
The adorable duo inspired a book that the authors hope will ‘show how similar foxes and dogs actually are.’
bitch you lack so much class marx declared you a utopia
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run its course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
does anyone else daydream about being attacked from behind one day and automatically using the ‘sing’ method from miss congeniality and then when the attacker is on the ground in shock from the whoop ass he/she just got you jump up freeze frame and thank miss congeniality then go about your day? I’m pretty sure I think about this more than I should.
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I FUCKIN LOSE IT.
Dylan Moran - Like, Totally.