you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.
that is a raccoon
i try to take self portraits that can one day be turned into classic paintings.
"Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014
"By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."
"take your own advise, and act your fucking age"
i had to get up and praise the powers that be for that line
|—||Kester, My Mad Fat Diary (via wu-fan)|
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them